Ninja-Kow's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Character Motion Tutorial]

Good

I always wanted to do flash but I can't figure out how to get the software. This was fairly good at explaining, even though I don't know much about flash yet.

[Not So-Metal Gear Ac!d]

Lolz

Yeah I saw something say "Metal Gear Acid" once, so I'm like "Huh I'll go check it out," and it mentions something about cards. I seriously was wondering if it was some kinda widespread prank or something. What are they, retarded?!?!

VictorVonVice responds:

I' just thankful that they decided to make a real Metal Gear Solid game for the PSP at long last.

[Decline of Video Gaming 3]

Brilliant!!

It's amazing to see how much the art has improved since the last 2, and also SOMEBODY FINALLY SPEAKS UP ABOUT HOW EVERY METROID GAME STARTS WITH NO POWER-UPS!!!!! I thought I was the only person who ever noticed. But anyway, more good points and things than I could ever mention in 1 review. Excellent work indeed. But, where did the fireballs attacking Tom come from again? :(

[FFX Tribute]

Heh

I can remember all those parts of the game.

[Noobscape]

Yep

Yeah, that's basically most of runescape in a nutshell.

[Noobscape 6]

YES MONTY PYTHON!!!!!

I jumped outta my boxers when I saw the complaint letters being read out loud, plus the reference to ending videos with police officers was good too. Although the entire script of this thing is totally esoteric (you gotta know runescape or monty python), it is still funny.

buckyboy4 responds:

Thanks man put some pants on please though

[F.U. Too part 1]

Great!

Sheer hilarity, more!!! Ninja Kow need MORE!!!!

rockymike responds:

More coming soon

[Metal Gear Awesome]

Nearly pissed myself

At first I thought it was way too fast-paced but it really helps the mood of the whole thing, totally fucking hilarious. Also, you should tell the Darpa Chief to eat cheerios while taking those diarrheas, helps avoid them heart attacks, except maybe the bullet-induced ones.

[Old Stick Mov +seizure]

Seizure...?

There's really no point in the beginning, lasted too long, I was wondering if the fight scene was gonna start or if I'd end up watching a looped seizure video. The fight scene was good but you know how things are if they are unfinished. I'm sure a scene like that'd have potential if in a finished version.

[TooF Fassabowl!]

Fastaball!!!

Teef is great! Simple but elegant, Fun fun fun. Does the guy who owns those teef ever go to the dentist, or does an ortho-guy ever try to repress them with braces or a retainer? Gimme a shoutout buddy!

Remember kids, don't eat miniature baseballs and bats, or else you might suffer the fate of toof disalignment.