Ninja-Kow's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[you can't kill me]

Yum, internet drama.

Honestly I hate internet drama. The only dramas I've ever encountered were only on text-based forums for a group a was in for an MMORPG (that I have since quit) and IMHO it's always people super-overreacting to things (i.e., "You didn't reply to my in-game PM, so I'm going to throw hate-spam at your myspace!")

As far as animation goes, it's very smooth and very well synched, and I like the usage of facial expressions combined with tone.

[Crush Kill Destroy Dance]

Badass...

A robot capable of driving, shooping woop, and maintaining a funkyness level of over 30 mega-grooves? I gotta get me one of those!

[Rocket Crotchmas]

Stinging!

I'm starting to get hooked on this series... Well?! YOU GONNA LEAVE ME HANGING?! Also, how many miniguns does he have under there...?

lenkalamari responds:

3,666,676

[Luis vs. Ninja Turtle]

Great

Ugh, you're so lucky! All I ever get to fight is cranky Goombas.

[Luis Day Song]

Excellent!

Good singing thar Tom. I particularly enjoy some of the in-jokes in the song, like the Wacom Pad with cobwebs on it. (If you don't get it, watch "Ctrl+Z" and then "Ctrl+S")

[Shoop Da Whoop Collection]

Well crafted

All skilled lazerorz know to go to ED for their lazor chargin' needs...
SHOOP DA WOOP!!!

Lochie responds:

:3 Will do sir.

[The Nut Job (part 2)]

Terrifying

These squirrels could give Pinky and the Brain a run for their money.

[TT: 002 Runner I]

Woooooo

It's like doodling with Action Replay

[Dr. Mocha's Video Gaymes]

Heh

That actually sounds kinda like the stupid kind of plot twisting BS I'm used to seeing in Metal Gear.

lenkalamari responds:

I'm betting kojima puts so many plot twists in the next game that it actually comes full circle and malforms into a simple, coherent storyline.

[Hamlet in 60 Seconds]

Gasp

Oh teh noes, everyone's DEAD!!! Which is fine with me, because in my opinion Shakespeare is quite horrible and overrated. These kind of super fast summaries are always funny.